Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.
You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami.
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
For the GIF alone.
people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
When a girl looks hella innocent, but when you’re 1 on 1 with her.. she can be hella naughty. That’s a fucking tease, a great fucking tease.
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off