To do list:
1. 10pc mcnuggets
2. Large fries
3. Fountain drink 16oz
4. This is actually a receipt from mcdonalds
I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay.
big city folk: eats starbucks every meal, knows how to hail a cab with that weird whistle thing where they stick their hand in their mouth
regular ol fella: wouldn’t do the weird stick their hand in their mouth whistle thing if their life depended on it because it’s weird
“But to me, my mother’s English is perfectly clear, perfectly natural. It’s my mother tongue. Her language, as I hear it, is vivid, direct, full of observation and imagery. That was the language that helped shape the way I saw things, expressed things, made sense of the world….